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sashikwa:

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dragonsroar:

raccoontea:

phemiec:

lalondes-wonking:

gurumichy:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life

You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so

Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night

Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.

Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.

baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along

Sly 2: You stop people from putting spice on food.

Crash Bandicoot: You jump on crates.

Metal Gear Solid 4: you’re an old man

Dragon Age: Origins: You run around a country for two years with a bunch of douches

Grand Theft Auto: You drive around and do stuff

Resident Evil 4: You visit a Spanish village.

Pokémon Red: You spend your childhood ridding the country of a pest infestation

Soul Caliber IV: You get beat up….  A lot.

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rebuilt-and-remanufactured:

bloodyknucks:

uhmwillowsomething:

trillbabe:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

tooaccustomedtocustoms:

turdshuffler:

Zombie dude from Miami.

Swaqq to the nth degree.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

shit niqqa he was hungry as fuck

holy shit it was a black man 

ugh why

You know you’re from Florida when

why are they naked?

Why did he eat the others guys face?

ploppen:

BLIMEY

reblog :)

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xxkikikat666xx:

amouthforwar:

furose:

bobdolmanparkshiscarinbroadway:

quhzk:

“You can’t handle your booze. And we can!”

Dammit I keep missing the new episodes

Pickels and I know what’s up

….that’s skwisgaar’s dick…

This will probably be my birthday party.

rideittor:

Ducati NCR

This is one of those motorcycles that’s going to make it onto websites that don’t normally feature motorcycles. It’s exotic and terrifyingly quick, and it’ll cost as much as the GDP of a small African nation. 

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it8bit:

Zelda Fireplace Art

Custom sizes to fit your non-working/decorative fireplace available at James Bit.

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